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As part of our commitment to helping the dive industry turn the Florida Keys Marine Sanctuary into a lucrative wreck diving amusement park, and in the spirit of remarketing the Spiegel Grove as the world's best upside down barge dive, CDNN has launched the Floating Flop contest. Help us select the best ad slogan that will help Florida Keys dive operators cash in on the Florida Flop!
FLORIDA FLOP CONTEST - AD SLOGANS
"As the corals die and the waters stink, sell a medallion to Slate and Frink" by SeaHag
"Better Bare Bottoms! Go Down On the Grove!" by P. Smith
"Dive the Spiegel Grove, no certification required!" by Harold Dunn
"Just call it "Bambi" for the never ending search by commercial dive operators for the ever elusive BUCK!" by Randy
"Join us for "hull-climbing" in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary and we'll give you a free 'I climbed Mt. Causey' T-shirt" by Bjorn Galdo
"Bass-ackwards -- that's how we like it in the Florida Keys!" by Stuart Smith
"It's not just the hype that's over the top: Dive the Florida Flop!" by Aunty Particles
"I've lost that sinking feeling...oohhh that sinking feeling..." by Windknot
"Dive the Spiegel Grove. It's so large, it wont fit." by Phil Morrell
"Nothin' better than to have the old lady on top!" by Larry Zelfde
"Spiegel Grove - fa-ged-aboudit. Ya shoulda had Tony Soprano send it to the bottom." by Peter Keane
"Spiegel Grove - It's a millon dollar dive. BABY!" by Debra
"Upside down! Downside up! The Florida Flop is really f*cked!" by Lloyd Bridges over Madison Avenue
"Caution: Kissing barracudas causes permanent brain damage." by Sharky Davis
"Turn over a new reef: Dive the Florida Flop!" by Scuba Bobby
"And then we'll puts them big rubbery bags inside, blows 'em up full of more hot air than a Monroe County commissioner, and the fat lady will roll over and lip-sink before y'all can say 'lifetime medallions'." by Captain Dixon "Buck" Turner
"The Spiegel Grove is going to prove a huge economic and environmental benefit for generations to come." by Blah Blah Blah Slate
"Just add money!" by Nigel McDuff
"Come to the Florida Keys where your spirits will soar and you'll feel positively buoyant just looking at the Florida Flop." by Angel Cromwell
"Dive the world's first wreck that starts at a depth of PLUS 40-feet!" by Michael Gonzalez
"If we paint it white we can sell it as a tropical iceberg!" by D. Mansell
"Tired of the same old sissy upright wrecks? Get a buzz-cut, some black DIR gear and kick ass on the upside down Florida Flop!" by G. Bell
"Dive the wreck that even a million dollars couldn't sink!" by Sarah Huntington
"WHAT? You expect the big shot to take a dive for a mere million bucks?" by Frank Riggins
"Dive the world's most expensive buoy!" by Martin Pfister
"And the part you see sticking out of the water folks, well that's just temporary until NOAA issues approval for the environmentally correct underwater disco." by Captain Jim W.
"I get it--you mean this way it's easier to find!" by Jason Parker
"Don't call Frink if you want it to sink!" by Tommy Dumas
"Hey, it's better than a dead reef!" by Kevin
"Proof positive that when you turn 'em upside down, they all look the same!" by Dan Taylor
"I always want my boat to "be on top" like my woman." by Diver Dr. Dave
"The plan was to dive ON it--Now you can dive OFF it!" by Calum
"Top to bottom, bottom to top, everybody's doin, THE FLORIDA FLOP!" by Farley "Head" Tripp
"Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary superintendent Billy Causey, just back from another paid vacation, "What the HELL is that? - Was that there when I left?" by El Pelota Grande
"Dive the unsinkable Florida Flop!" by Maria Gomez
"Dive now, before the bow goes down! Free pocket air for those who brave the inner spaces of the forward bilges." by Michael Rosenberg
"Hey! Look at the size of THAT turd!" by Steve Lane
"What the hell do you mean the wreck IS the buoy?" by Phil Tate
"Ok so where's the bloody iceberg then?" by Laurence
"What do you expect when you give a man's job to a wimpy underwater photographer and a barracuda molesting pervert!" by Susan
"And then when I give the signal, we'll ascend by walking up the hull to the surface." by Rodney Tubbs
"Dive Spiegal Grove: 100+ SPF Sun Block Recommended for Top-of-Bow Surface Intervals Between 30' Max Super "Wreck Dives"! by Mark Schacht
"Join Neal Watson, the Key Largo Tourism Association and the Monroe County Commission for Barnacle Fest featuring the world's biggest barnacle slide and thong babes with protruding bows!" by Tom Joad
"Thank ya very much." by Elvis
EDITOR'S NOTE: Thank you for your participation. The contest is finished.
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